Memory Match Up Game Boy's Life Games & Fun
JOKES, RUN ONS & MORE FOUND IN BOYS LIFE...
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Submitted by Nathaniel R., Glendale, Wis.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Submitted by David L., Hicksville, N.Y.
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school?
Stan: I’m stumped.
Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school?
Josh: I don’t know. Why?
Chad: They’re good at trick questions.
Submitted by Chad N., Firestone, Colo.
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Submitted by Jacob B., South Bend, Ind.
Teacher: Class, we'll have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
Submitted by Kyle S., Chesapeake, Va.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Submitted by Zachary D. G., Rutherford, N.J.
A book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss.
Submitted by Josh A., Los Angeles, Calif.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Submitted by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
A book never written: “Saltwater Fishing” by Barry Cuda.
Submitted by Jacob S. , Tampa, Fla.
Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Nick: Beats me.
Max: Something catchy!
Submitted by Max K. , Elizabethtown, Pa.
Jack: Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
Jill: Search me. Why?
Jack: He had only two worms.
Submitted by Joey M. , Akron, Ohio
Alex: What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
Danielle: I’m stumped.
Alex: A big-mouthed bass!
Submitted by Alex S. , Racine, Wis.
Tom Swiftie: “Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily.
Submitted by Noah W. , Fremont, Calif.
Jaylun: Why do fish swim in schools?
Ray: I don’t know.
Jaylun: Because they can’t walk!
Submitted by Jaylun R. , Greensboro, N.C.
Tom: What does every fisherman want?
Tom: A gillfriend.
Submitted by Tommy Lee S. , Warren, Pa.
Nathan: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Kyle: I’m stumped.
Nathan: “Catch ya later!”
Submitted by Nathan R., Santa Fe, N.M.
Eric: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Victor: I have no idea.
Eric: A baseball team!
Submitted by Kaden B., Columbus, Ind.
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
Submitted by Sean G., Kailua, Hawaii
Tom Swiftie: “We have too many quizzes in school!” Tom said testily.
Submitted by Brian C., Snohomish, Wash.
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.
Submitted by Austin C., Bowie, Md.
Teacher: Tommy, can you tell us where the
Declaration of Independence was signed?
Tommy: Yes, ma’am. At the bottom.
Submitted by Luke M., Morganton, N.C.
Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory?
Student: I don’t know. Why?
Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!
Submitted by Caleb S., Mount Vernon, Mo
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Submitted by Alex D., Chevy Chase, Md.
Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
Submitted by Ted S., Lisle, Ill.
A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
Submitted by Alex M., Ashland, Mass.
Mark: Where do fish keep their money?
Mark: In a riverbank.
Submitted by Tony L. , Spokane, Wash.
Daffynition: Fishing dock—A surgeon on vacation.
Submitted by Brendan G. , Omaha, Neb.
Superboy: Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!
Submitted by Keersten H. , Naperville, Ill.
Game warden: Didn’t you see the no-fishing sign, son?
Boy: I’m not fishing, sir. I’m teaching these worms how to swim!
Submitted by Josh Y. , Lake Forest, Ill.
Ben: Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Ben: Around the globe!
Submitted by Ben D. , San Luis Obispo, Calif.
A book never written: “How to Fish” by Will Ketchum.
Submitted by Jordan T. , Ozark, Ala.
Allen: Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Neal: I don’t know. Why?
Allen: Because they have their own scales!
Submitted by Ashwin B. , Morris Plains, N.J.
Thomas: How do you communicate with a fish?
Russ: I don’t know.
Thomas: Drop it a line!
Submitted by Thomas H. , Annapolis, Md.
Chris: Which baseball player holds water?
John: I don’t know. Which one?
Chris: The pitcher.
Submitted by Christopher V., River Ridge, La.
Mike: Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Mike: She had a pumpkin for a coach.
Submitted by Micheal R., Brewton, Ala.
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